thats right everybody there is absolutely no hentai on my userpage. Sorry NG forum. There's no hot hentai, no tenticals, and no yiff. no hentai whatsoever so your probably not going to even go to my userpage. In fact I probably should not even bother typing this. I could probably just start talking crap about other newgrounders and nobody would find out.MUHAHAHAHA
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aim has been messing up hardcore for me. first aolload which caused my comp usage to jump to 100% and now im getting bad meseges. I think i will switch soon.

well there is a new videogame movie coming out based on my faverate game.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/use rmovies/107372.html

POSTAL is set to be released febuary 2008 and seems to stand out from most videogame based movies for a few reasons.
1-it is a comedy
2-it is a comedy about 911
3-it is so offensive that it was pushed back a few months in the US"although it has been released in certain europien contries.
the game (actully the sequal) is not very well known "mostly in part because it is currently banned in 12 countries" but in short is like taking the raw killing fun of GTA san andreas and craming in as much offensive humer as possible. There is not much of a plotline though. in the game that the movie is more focused about(POSTAL 2) you basicly have a list of errands like picking up milk, getting a christmas tree in july, returning overdue library books, and getting Gary Colmans autograph. but in the time inbetween completing these tasks you might decide to take a detor and lauch a napalm grenade into a marching band. and if you choose not to pay for your milk the middle eastern cachier will yell alalalalala and you will undoubtly end up in confrintaition

the movie loosly follows the sequal postal 2 "rather than the original" as the main charechter "MR. the dude" is fired from his job and joins his cult leader uncle"named uncle dave" to steal a shipment of demented doll's called Krochy dolls( they say only my dady and my priest can touch me like that) from a nazi themed kids park called little germany. things get bad however as it turns out the taliban is planning the same hiest. the movie features osama bin ladin and George bush dancing and holding hands as nuclear bombs go off in the backround. also the main charechter uses cats a silencers.
This movie is defenetly going to be the biggest most bastard comedy ever. One thing though the movie is directed by uwe boll ( i know). Im going to see this movie because
1. I am a fan of the game
2. ive heard it might actully be a good Uwe Boll movie
3. I realy want to see how far this movie will go.( i already got a hint from the begining scene that was released on youtube. NSFW this is very very mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t 79WY
If you see this movie your either going to be laughing your head off or be very pissed

i plan to start making videos in flash once i get a outdated copy off ebay. mostley plan on videogame paredies and and a comedy series.
UPDATE 01-08-08
got a job with decent pay so I will buy koolmoves 4 now